If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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