Banned from zoo.
Again?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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