I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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