I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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