I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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