I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She even gives head with a lisp.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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