the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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