i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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