My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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