You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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