I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think my tv is drunk
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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