I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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