you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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