: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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