am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
bring money and cleavage
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
So much rum. So many feels.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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