I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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