You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
