Already got asked if we're dating
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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