i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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