You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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