I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
