do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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