This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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