i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
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