There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
should my penis look like a turkey
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
