all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
its liver damage thursday
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