we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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