..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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