Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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