Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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