oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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