he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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