Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just had sex bonerless
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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