SEEEEXXX PLEASE
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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