you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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