I feel like abortions should bother me more
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
