So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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