CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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