I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Randomize
