white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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