Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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