I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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