Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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