new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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