I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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