wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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