He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
