He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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