If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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