Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
