i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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